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she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it





I’m ready for another tattoo





sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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wendy-pleakley:

typette:

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA





august-songs:

There are three main types of asexual people:

the cuddly cake lover who sits around in fuzzy socks and blogs and just likes to cuddle

the agressively ace one who uses their time free of sexual attraction to plot world domination and wears leather boots and doesn’t give a fuck

and the confused one who cuddles with their datefriend while plotting world domination and stealing cats

and they should all be feared

























It’s so hard not talking to you.

(via makemestfu)




abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life





lol i hate myself